A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of their most expensive single malt scotch. The bartender sets up the ten shot glasses. The man takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. The man then pours the last shot on the floor. The bartender then says “Get the fuck out of my bar.” The man asks “Don’t you want to know why I did that?” with a dumb grin on his face. The bartender says “No. Pay me for the shots and get the fuck out.” The man dejectedly pays for the shots and leaves.