An Odd Request

A guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. He tells the waitress, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When she returns with his drink, he asks “Are you still serving breakfast?” After she confirms that they are, he replies, “Then I’ll have two eggs, runny on the top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon raw on one end and blackened on the other, and a cold cup of coffee.” The waitress nods and says “Coming right up.”

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