Between a Pig and a Duck

A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Where did you get the pig?” The woman says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck.” The bartender says, “Oh whoops, I thought I heard a pig coming in. Sorry about that. Apparently my ears are getting to be as bad as my eyes. You see, I’m legally blind. Anywho, what can I do you for?”

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