Horsing Around

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “So, why the long face?” The owner comes out from the back room. “Jerry, shut the fuck up. I’ve told you time and time again not to harass the horses that come in here. Take the day off.” The bartender leaves. The owner steps behind the bar and looks towards the horse. “I offer my sincerest apologies, Mr. Horse, what can I get you?”

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