Nutty Nonsense

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice say “Hey mister, nice pants!” The man looks around the bar but can’t see anything that would have spoken to him – the bar is empty besides himself and the bartender. He takes another sip of his drink and hears the voice again say “Hey mister, great shoes!” He looks around, more quickly this time, to catch whoever is talking in that weird creepy high-pitched voice. “Hey mister, cool shirt!” says the voice again. Frustrated, the man puts his drink down and signals to the bartender. “Hey bartender, what is that high-pitched voice that I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the peanuts,” the bartender replies. “They’re incredibly annoying but taste really good.”

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