The Endangered Murderer

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats, he stands up, stretches, and then pulls out a gun. He blows everyone away in the room except for the bartender. The panda drops $20 on the bar and begins to leave. The bartender asks why he shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia, then leaves. The bartender doesn’t have an encyclopedia at hand and instead calls the police. He answers their questions and finally leaves for the day. By the time he arrives home to actually be able to look into an encyclopedia, he’s forgotten all about the panda’s explanation for the killings. The bar is the most deserted it’s ever been for the next week until the panda is found and killed by authorities in his apartment complex, after a long and drawn out gunfight. The bar’s attendance returns to normal shortly thereafter.

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